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he's a funny fucker
Created on 19 February 2005 (#6190673)
Last updated on
12 April 2009
the worst male ever
19 August 1987
a facetious sn
"Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly."
-- George Borrow
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
-- Horace Walpole
"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
-- Umberto Eco
"Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all."
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"
-- Charles M. Schulz
"Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show."
-- David Gerrold
"I dont care what you say about me as long as you say something about me and as long as you spell my name right."
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Your religion would be:
The Bloody Irritating Church of Making Loud Wisecracks in Movie Theaters