that god

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:24:25 GMT

happy dude came out of the cave day, guys.

and you thought i was gonna miss it :B

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:57:22 GMT

HOLY CRAP

HOLY CRAP GUYS

WE GOT MY MOM A PUPPY

SHE IS SO CUTE

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:42:50 GMT

blah blah blah still no internet obviously. with the way things are going i wont be getting it until after the new year--right now target is only giving me three days a week which will probably be cut down IF they even bother to keep me after the new year.

not that i want to stay. but the job market licks monkey balls right now. i like the hours, i like the people, but manual labor is kind of my idea of a personal hell. so the job itself is utter shit raa raa. the only nice thing is for once if i feel like shit at work i dont have to pretend like i dont.

um fucknuts i am way too awake right now.

im so behind on my flist argh raa.

been playing mass effect which is super awesome. bioware ilu. its set up like kotor but with a hella better battle system. if it was star wars instead of generic sci fi it would probably be my most favoritest game ever.

also cgi sex scene = lulz.

so i have NO FUCKING IDEA what to get the boyfriend for christmas. he's too busy to do a lot of reading, his game systems dont work--he's too busy to play games anyway--and he's not a toy guy. i have never before realized how much of my present buying is toys, books, and video games.

AND OH GOD I STILL HAVE TO GET PRESENTS FOR MY SISTERS AND EVERYONE ELSE IN IRELAND BALLS.

i wanted to get my christmas shopping done early this year. YEAH THATS TURNING OUT WELL.

also: LOL FOR RANDOM PEOPLE IMING ME AND THINKING I AM A BOT

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:34:49 GMT

LOL WUT

MOONBEAM FUNK

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:28:39 GMT

yeah so arizona changed the constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman.

i'm so livid that shit passed.

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:20:38 GMT

we went to the midnight show of zack and miri make a porno and GOD DO I LOVE KEVIN SMITH. ~~and would totally bone seth rogen.~~

it was hilarious, and nerdy, and ridiculous and adorable all at once in a way that only kevin smith can do. and judd apatow. he can pull that shit off to.

SO. there's a moment. where they were all showing off their 'star whores' costumes (the threepio chick had one silver boot and i was all ilu kevin smith you nerd) and the music comes on. and im all. wait. i know this music. and then my roommate and i GASP. SO LOUD. IN PERFECT UNISON. and three seconds later it busts out with THE MOTHERFUCKING BOBA FETT RAP BY MC CHRIS.

I LOVE YOU KEVIN SMITH. HAVE MY HAIRY NERD BABIES.

also, forgot to mention like a week or two ago we got to see an advanced screening of role models. oh my god it was my roommate and i so much it was scary. two thumbs up. seriously folks, go see it when it comes out.

hay guess what. i'm gonna be johnny the homicidal maniac for halloween. :B

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:06:40 GMT

i got a conditional job offer at target--seasonal and part time to start with--as backroom flow. which is basically stocking. overnights ftw.

conditional pending a drug test.

time to drink a shit-ton of cranberry juice.

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:00:06 GMT

SO. awhile back they did a extras casting call for the next transformers movie in my town. i was carless and so couldnt get a ride. unfortunately.

BUT apparently shia lebouf was wandering around downtown tonight. which was club crawl.

we went. buuuut no shia lebouf. but other fun times. :B

yeah still inebriated.

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:31:57 GMT

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:27:14 GMT

HEADIN UP TO FLAGSTAFF

LATER GUYZ

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:18:45 GMT

apparently, there was a study that showed videogame players exercise more than the average american.

OH SNAP MOTHERFUCKER

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:03:27 GMT

so. my car, hubert, has been in sierra vista for two and a half weeks down at the family mechanic. it didn't get driven all summer so i just kind of wanted to have it looked over, make sure everything was okay before i went up to phoenix and flagstaff. and after i do that, i can get a job.

my grandpa called yesterday saying the car was done. YIPEE. my roommate drives me down and we pull in, but the car isnt in the yard. i figure we need to go pick it up from the mechanic, but im not sure where the place is, so we go inside to talk to my grandpa. he's all 'oh your car's out front!' ... lol papa no its not. 'it was out there an hour ago. IT MUST HAVE GOTTEN STOLEN.'

SHIT. i start panicking because SHIT DEALING WITH A STOLEN CAR IS NOT FUN >(

i call the mechanic and he's all 'wut, no your car isn't done. it will be in a day or two though.'

apparently, the mechanic dropped off a car at my grandpa's house (this happens relatively often, i do not know why) and since it was white, my grandpa assumed it was mine.

LOL PAPA. THANKS FOR THE RANDOM SIERRA VISTA TRIP.

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:22:38 GMT

i have a bugbite on the bottom of my fucking foot what the fuck

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:07:20 GMT

new aim screenname!

a facetious sn

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:17:58 GMT

so i just played the force unleashed demo.

i think i just shit my pants in excitement

IVE GOT THAT BITCH RESERVED FOR TUESDAY YOU GUYS WONT SEE ME FOR AWHILE.

if you liked god of war and how badass you felt playing it, THIS GAME WILL ALSO MAKE YOU INAPPROPRIATELY EXCITED.

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:33:59 GMT

I MEANT TO POST THIS FOREVER AGO, LOL

i saw the clone wars movie.

since ive been so out of the media loop since february, i knew hardly anything going into the movie. i did, however, hear before hand that the obnoxious sounding little teenager girl was going to be anakin's padawan. needless to say, i was already calling what-the-fuckery on the movie before going in. but i love the clone wars cartoons, so i was willing to give it a proper shot.

the first thing that happened was your traditional 'a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...', then you get your big "STAR WARS: CLONE WARS", but no opening scrawl. my buddy xander was upset at first, but it actually made me happy. because that showed that they were not even trying to be a regular star wars movie. which makes things more forgivable.

they start off with a narrator talking about the clone wars--it was like an old wartime newsreel, it was kind of cool--where you see plo koon, kit fisto, aayla secura, general grievous, etc etc, generally all the cool people that the nerds are looking to see in this movie.

well wave goodbye, cause thats the last of them you're gonna see. because apparently the only battles in the clone wars that mean shit involved anakin and obi-wan. yeah okay whatever.

the plot is super lame and will offend anyone with the slightest knowledge of the star wars universe beyond the movies. jabba's son is kidnapped and he asks the jedi for help.

...

YEAH THAT AINT GONNA FLY

blah blah blah long story short, anakin and his padawan chick have to save jabba's son 'cause dooku kidnapped him and was going to convince jabba that the jedi did. or some such shit. i dont know i tuned a decent amount of that out, silently screaming 'THIS SAID CLONE WARS MOTHER FUCKER WHERE ARE MY CLONE WARS?'

because that is what i went in wanting out of this movie. that is why i loved the cartoons, and the republic commando and battlefront ii videogames. i'm an original trilogy kid all the way but i fucking love the clone army for some reason.

and there were some pretty neato mosquito action scenes. rex, anakin's personal clone lieutenant or whatever (basically what cody was to obi-wan in episode iii) was hella bad ass sir.

the animation was beautiful. not because it was life like--far from, obviously--and not because it looked so much like the original actors--everyone except anakin and maybe mace windu were pretty close though--but because on the big screen, you get to see amazing details. its really noticeable on dooku, looking at his beard. they look like had painted stop-action figures. the texture and color detail is so pretty they seriously look hand-painted.

as much as i hate to say it, and i do, trust me, i do, the anakin-padawan thing didn't make me too angry. the constant nicknames of 'sky guy' and 'snips' made me want to reach into the screen and beat both of them stupid. and anakin's idea of teaching was more likely 'stand back and watch while i take care of everything'. should have been.

um, let me think. you know whats kind of funny? obi-wan talks about how he hates flying, but he does it a lot and is good at it.

my biggest problems with the movie could have been solved with four words: less story, more action.

also, i bought myself pokemon diamond.

because i am a homosexual

today i got to use 'my pokeemanz, let me show you them' in context

:D

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:20:54 GMT

its starting to get really obnoxious that i cant have a conversation with my family without them telling me what im doing wrong and what i should be doing instead.

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:30:47 GMT

HOLY SHIT GUYS I FINALLY GOT TO PLAY PORTAL GILL AND I BEAT IT HOLY SHIT THAT SHIT WAS SO AWESOME

I REALLY WANT SOME CAKE RIGHT NOW

drunken debauchery

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:00:46 GMT

so here's what you folks have been waiting for

pictures from the twenty-first.

I DO NOT REMEMBER HALF OF THE NIGHT. AND THERE ARE NO PICTURES FROM WHEN I DONT REMEMBER.

LOST TO THE AGESSSSSSS.

for some reason we thought it would be a neato mosquito idea to take a picture with a picture of my mother before going out. THIS WAS BEFORE ANY DRINK WAS CONSUMED.

my best friend and i looking like sexy bitches

we went to the auld dubliner because dan suggested it. brian met gill, tiffany and i there. NO ONE ELSE SHOWED UP BECAUSE THEY SUCK. we had two beers and moved onto shay's. or wtfever it's called

tiffany! :D

lauren and her buddy met us here. I LOOK SO FUCKING PREGNANT WTF. DRINKING FOR TWO.

dan also met us here. he bought me a shot called the four horsemen it was BALLS GROSS but i knocked that bitch back.

the infamous dan and his buddy danny.

gill and i with bloody marys wtf i dont know why

lauren's buddy bought us shots i have no recollection of what they were i think it was tasty.

BUT FUCK THAT SHIT IT'S IRISH CAR BOMB TIME

these are some pretty lulzy faces here

my eyes are rolled up in my head lol

OH JESUS ALMOST THERE

PUT YOUR MIDDLE FINGER DOWN AND FINISH YOUR CAR BOMB GILL THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA WHO WOULD KILL FOR THAT >(

tiffany also did car bombs with brian, gill and i. you can actually see her in these :B or at least you could if they weren't so fucking tiny. :/ i will try and find a way to fix them.

she looks so excited.

YOU CAN DO IT TIFFANY.

the best after shot ever.

A WINNER IS YOU.

lol poor tiffany.

after shay's we went to the surly wench. i remember a long island iced tea, dan kicking my ass at air hockey, and a delicious shot with lauren. AND THEN IT ALL GOES BLACK.

apparently we went to the buffet, i kept on drinking. when we got kicked out i was babbling about ireland to some big black dude. said dude ended up naming his penis after dan. dan, danny, and lauren walked my drunk ass back to dan's car and i yelled 'fuck you sir!' at some random dude on the street. i puked on myself and got driven home. :D

i woke up actually not feeling too bad. and managed to not embarrass myself too badly in public. the puking was not in public. go me.

the other night gill, scott and i made a birthday cake for me and totally ripped off funkicarus and zarla by making a rainbow cake. will put up pictures of that later :B

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:04:14 GMT

HOLY SHIT I AM NOW TWENTY ONE

C:

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:46:01 GMT

lol home. and my birthday is on tuesday :D twenty-one, suckas

LEEAVIN ON A JET PLANE (again lol)

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:46:12 GMT

here's the jazz folks. i'm heading back to the states tomorrow, so INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS AHOY! tons of fun i fly out of cork at 7:35 to london, where i've got a five hour layover. this may or may not be enough time for an international incident so watch out. then london to chicago, an eight and a half hour flight--could be worse--and ive got two and a half hours in chicago to go through customs oh god i hate customs. then i get into tucson at 9:05 tomorrow night :D

no eleven hour layovers thank jesus.

im probably going to have to pay for overweight baggage though, because i accumulated too much shit over the summer :/ rar hassle.

EXCITED TO GO HOME THOUGH! :D

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:27:53 GMT

so. i have an unfortunate habit of thinking that i can write when drunk, apparently.

normally it's just a half sentence in atrocious handwriting tagged on to whatever i'm trying to write that gets erased into oblivion the next day.

but this morning when i woke up i noticed that i had scrawled 'lol put it in his butt' across half the page.

i cannot decide whether to erase it or not.

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:32:58 GMT

dear ireland,
your hair dye licks monkey nuts
love,
me

also, i wish i was at comic con :/

also also, last night i had a dream i was playing hide and seek with the guys from roosterteeth.com. like, their comic versions. and no hide and seek is not codewords for something dirty. i mean like hide and fucking go seak. wtf self.

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:17:39 GMT

i have three bits of information for you today.

1) tvtropes is incredibly addictive and will eat your soul.

2) red vs blue reconstruction is awesome

3) my hair is ungodly long. for me anyway.

thank you.